Jake

“Oh shit! Here comes that son of bitch” Jake thought.
“Yeah, I aint pitched perfect,
Don’t mean I gotta be pulled.
Christ, its only the 3rd inning.

“This guy gotta be the worst manager, ever.
Sure, they got a coupla cheap hits,
Yeah, I walked a few guys,
I know, I know, the homers hurt.

“Dimwit is asking for the ball,
Screw him
So we're down 7 zip,
Not my fault our guys aint hitten.

I’ll just take a short walk around
My 5 buddies standen here.
Stop asking for the ball will ya
I’m just getting started, for Chrissakes.

“No I’m not given up the ball
Till I finish this inning.
Will ya stop followen me?
I get the next 3 yokels, I give you the ball.

“Ya think I don’t know I’m leaven the show?
Bozo, you walk faster, I walk faster.
At least the crowd aint booin no more-
There fuckin laughin, hysterical

“You crazy or somethin?
Got my buddies hoisten me off.
I’m up against it, the traitors
I’ll sue your asses, you wait, put me down”.