What’s To Be Done?

We’ve found the source of the Nile.
Now it’s time to locate God’s present position.
After searching the heavens with no success,
Efforts are turning toward a “time” exploration.

One scientist, disdaining conservative religious leaders
And evolutionists,
Believes he can track the Big Kahuna
By going back more than 14 million years.

Eminent space/time hunter, Professor Whatsamatter,
Heads a pack that includes several bail bondsmen,
Stars from 12 TV CSI programs,
And assorted dog tracking teams.

Whatsamatter has noted strange sounds,
Coming through his laboratory antennae.
These could emanate only from something
Earlier then the Big Bang.

Assuming that God was present
Before the creation of space
Whatsamatter expects to locate a sound trail
Left by the Almighty.

After noting the proximity of the
Sound studio for “Stupendous Noise”
A reporter suggested the sound might be coming from next door.
To which Whatsamatter replied “What you say”?