I Am an Amber Paradox

If I repeat something often enough,
To many people,
Someone will decide it is meaningful.
Hence, I am an Amber Paradox.

I believe taxes are a Communist plot,
Designed to suck the life-force from our bodies.
Oil companies are in business to serve humanity,
But as an Amber Paradox this affords me no comfort.

If God exists He is overdue
In destroying the New York Yankees.
They are like terrorists,
Always winning.

Not born, I was created
As a tax loophole.
I can be rented
To serve the remainder of your prison term.

I’m told I resemble a beer can.
I find this gratifying.
It gives shape to my existence,
And should result in Amber Paradox discount football tickets.