Tweets

I am told that Michael Bloomberg and Obama

Have tweets for me.

I race to read what Mike and Barry

Want to share.

Moments before I can gain the enlightenment

Being offered by Mike and Barry

I see that Mitt has words I must absorb.

Thank God for the social networks!

But wait, I am blown away by the news

That Charley has a new friend named Fred.

I’d like to congratulate both Fred and Charlie.

I foresee their friendship blossoming into something special.

Here’s a flash!

Jenny is, at this very minute,

Taking her dog, Blackie,

For their daily stroll around the park.

Oh boy, Alice is pissed at Sam.

Wasn’t there a tweet I had to open?

Golly gee, someone is asking if I believe in God.

I was never this popular as a kid!