I know what’s wrong with the folks in other towns.
They don’t have as many color-coded trash containers,
Two theaters, an art school for special students,
Or the houses aren’t quite so nice.
We are more special than your average US town.
Of course all Americans share
In our national exceptionalism.
It’s just that Coronado is extra-exceptional.
Just look at our bridge.
Built to create permanent lane-changing employment.
We have the most elegant police station in the country,
It’s just hard to find the front door.
All our lawns are incomparably green
Many are artificial.
This shows our level of concern for the environment,
And our average family includes 1.5 dogs.
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