Henry's Watch

Henry’s Watch 8/22/11

There’s a gene missing.

Since I recognized the merit

I’ve paraded its absence

By trumpeting my apparent higher values.

Part of the magic of being non-materialistic

Is the appearance of indifference

And slightly puzzled

In the face of a very expensive watch.

In truth, I am uncertain

That gene deprivation is real.

A watch costing more than my car?

How many can your wristwatch seat?

I should at least appreciate the craftsmanship

Of Henry’s very expensive watch.

But, it does not charm me.

I feel no call to congratulate Henry on his achievement.

Still, the learned delight of being untouched

By Henry’s wrist display 

Gives me a quiet satisfaction:

I know I could easily drop a dime on him.

How many could the cost 

Of that watch feed?

Does that sound sanctimonious?

It certainly should!

For love of the game

I will continue to rejoice

In the inverse snobbery 

Of worn knee holes in my jeans.