Interesting
After
drifting far away
From
the terribly fascinating comment
To
which the speaker appears to plead for a reply,
I
can usually summon a studious face and a “that’s interesting”.
While
it is usually effective, it fails badly
When
the question is something like “What’s your favorite color”?
There
are occasions when “interesting” can be deadly.
Did
your dentist ever describe your problem as follows?”
“Hmmm, that’s rather hmmm,
I’ve been looking at your xrays.
There is a bit of a situation.
This is really very interesting”?
All
things considered (how can all
things be considered?)
I
prefer the inane “interesting” to “ya know”,
Or
the Hawaiian “da kin”,
As
in “What’s your da kin name”.
Still,
these other space fillers have one major advantage:
They
are not lies.
When
you have no idea what the guy with the quizzical look said,
Truth
might lead to “I don’t know or care what you said”.
No,
I do not think myself brave enough
To
help some poor soul understand that he is wasting
A
limited resource... Oxygen!
So
“interesting” it is, and I’ll hope it wasn’t a response to “your favorite
color”.
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