Lambs For Peace

Among the assembled political and military leaders

Was the charismatic religious thinker, I. Nu Betta.

It was he who laid out the plan that electrified all

Gathered at this extraordinary conference.

“Lambs for Peace” was birthed that day.

If  lambs’ blood protected the Egyptian Jews

When God unleashed his most devastating of plagues,

Could we not protect ourselves utilizing the same tactic?

 Surreptitiously buying, stealing or renting 98.6%, 

Of all lambs on the earth,

 It would be a simple matter to fill all military aircraft 

With enough lambs’ blood to protect our entire nation. 

At that point our political leaders would summon

The leaders of every foreign country.

Those in support of our suggested creative offensive

Would be included in the “Lambs for Peace” project.

If effective this project would save all the good people

While subjecting the wicked to utter eradication.      

Surely the evil empires would supplicate,

Genuflecting to our image, in the hope of salvation.

Yes, there would be market swings

In the value of lambs feet.

Further, many people would object

To having their doorways permanently stained.

Considering the loss of sales with the Defense Department

The more clever military contractors

Will work with bio-chemical labs to create artificial lambs’ blood,

Thereby maintaining our well oiled capitalistic system. Amen!!