Wallet’s Gone
Distraught.
Racing home to cover, and
recover my identity.
Wallet gone, probably stolen,
I need contact only half of the
world’s population,
Alerting them to my virtual
demise.
How could this happen to me?
I could be philosophical if it
happened to you,
Manifest just the right amount
of sympathy,
Offer unspecified assistance,
And bewail modern man’s
nightmare
In a post-Thoreau world. All
records on a thumb nail indeed!
God, the trickster, has struck
again.
I’d walked one block, since last
using my wallet.
How could the fucking thing be
gone?
Retracing my steps 3 times and
finding nada
I head for home.
At my front door stands a large
orange traffic cone.
Who the hell put that damn thing
here?
Something very strange is
happening,
And I am not amused.
Furious, I kick the cone a good
10 feet.
In the space just vacated sits
my wallet.
God may play games, but there is
at least one good Samaritan.
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