20 tourists, all ladies, sat at the next table.
None taller than five foot two,
None under sixty.
All with a bottle of Bud and a mug.
Could this be the brains
Of a clandestine army
Intent on undermining the dominance
Of industrial America?
They raised their mugs
And offered a "bonzaii".
Were these seemingly innocuous foreigners
Part of the master plan?
A plan sponsored by the now foreign owned Budweiser?
A scheme aimed at altering
The contents of America's favorite brew,
Leading to mind control over all American males.
Fiendish, typical of the evil aliens.
No doubt they will change Buds secret formula,
Add ingredients that will suck American men dry
Of our otherwise full-blooded, full throated, masculinity.
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