Approved

It was a near thing
Costco could have rejected me.
How could I survive
With my credit gone?

Where would I go
That no one would know?
It’s just a terrible mistake,
See how full is my basket.

But I was approved!
I can keep all the toilet paper
And my new 8 foot WIDE HD TV
Will allow for “The Tribute to the Common Man”.

I’m still not sure about the Wines and Guacamole dip.
If the barcalounger doesn’t fit my 3 by 6 balcony
I can always send it back,
And get the imitation leather love-seat.

With the earned credit of $850.00.,
(1.5% of the purchase price,)
I can get that crystal chandelier
Or a trip to Midland Texas.