Friday, October 14, 2016

Facebook is stalking me

Every day I receive Facebook notification of 99 unsatisfied requests. My mood bounces from unmitigated joy to utter self-contempt. Often I smile noting that 99 people have updated their Face book account(s). I restrain an urge to respond to all 99.  What if I sent each of them a notice that they had won 80 billion dollars, but alas they had not acknowledged the great news in time to collect? No doubt too busy updating their Facebook pages   

I wonder how these people would respond to a notice that I had died 3 years ago, but all their Facebook notices have been sent to the Library of Congress to be preserved… forever.

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