Friday, December 23, 2016

More Fog Possible

That was the forecast “more fog possible”
It’s hard not to appreciate the cleverness
And ambiguity of that assertion.
It immediately rules out the impossible,
While not laying claim to a definitive result.
I suppose less fog would still be possible,
And, for that matter, we could have a sand storm
Which would not foreclose a pastrami sandwich
If the corner deli is open when more fog hits
As to the service that tracks the accuracy
Of weather forecasts, they have a problem.
If every daily prediction allowed for an infinite
Number of possibilities, the forecaster would never be wrong
One could argue that his/her pronouncements
Are brilliant reminders of days past
When the Greek Pythia were called upon

To mumble what the gods might favor.

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