Wednesday, April 4, 2012

I Guess I Told Them

Yessir, I was righteous.
Asked me to help, make calls, motivate the voters.
Two hours, waiting for the system to call me, but my phone never rang.
What the hell is wrong with these people!?

My scalding emails right on target,
Told countless friends,
(Countless if you can’t count past three),
How slick the system was. Very embarrassing.

Called to tell those countless friends
That I had a mea culpa to offer,
But did not get a dial tone.
Those jerks had tied up my line and wouldn’t let go.

Unless, nah that can’t be the case...
No way man! Way? Shit!
Son-of -bitch! No one home but me.
Two hours with the phone off the hook, ouch!

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