While it’s still morning
I have taken my brain to new heights.
Unfortunately, the air is too thin
And my synapses are starving.
I decided my morning puzzle
Included an “x” instead of a “+”
Resulting in twenty minutes of futility,
Followed by self directed denunciations.
Taking out the garbage can,
I was surprised that it was not heavier
Until I returned to the kitchen
To view the week’s trash awaiting further instructions.
I did not go for my morning walk
Wearing one sock...
OK, but I removed the other one
Before must folks noticed my fashion statement.
There is no truth to the rumor
That I locked my keys in the car---
With the motor running.
That was yesterday and it doesn’t count!
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