Monday, April 1, 2013

You’ve Got the Wrong Man


I wasn’t in Aurora that night.
I don’t even know where Columbine is,
And that Griffith lady in Tucson----
I was nowhere near the place.

Why so many people defend
Ownership of a semi-automatic weapon escapes me.
My friend Ned says that it’s killer rabbits,
Really big ones with vampire teeth.

Maybe if we had some more security
In those multiplex theaters 
So many of those poor folks
Would not have died?

I feel very badly for the victims and their families.
If more of us gun owners had been there ----
Although Columbine being a school and all----
The teachers probably should have had weapons.

It’s just a terrible shame
And the government did nothing.
Nice looking young man, good smile.
Hate to wear my pistol to the movies.

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