It was probably my casual attire,
(OK, no one has labeled me fashion sensitive)
That suggested he needn’t rush.
He continued folding napkins and ignoring us.
I had in mind to suggest
He stuff the napkins up his ass,
Instead I offered myself a warning:
Don’t let the sucker ruin your dinner.
How nice, look at this;
Giving up napkins & a view of the bar TV
Just to give me a seat in his restaurant.
Christ, Jerry back off.
We walk past empty tables
To get to the back of the place.
And will you look at that:
Table set for twelve two feet from ours.
I could have worn an upscale jacket.
That might have gotten me better service.
I can change jackets,
Skin tone will take longer.
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