Tuesday, December 11, 2012

New York Minute

In an escalator going north, she was going south.
It mattered less to her that it was the wrong direction,
As long as it was moving.

 Speed is rule one in New York.
 Coronaries are not helpful,
 But just potential damage
To be borne.

When the sales manager asked
 “Are you really interested in buying?”
 Its clear he has little time to waste.

 Here comes some fool
 Carrying 2 cardboard cups of coffee,
 A Sunday New York Times,
 And a 400 page novel.
He plans to get all this to his hotel.
Oops, his plan failed!




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